B.Y.A. Studios All we need is a cow...

You guys, listen up, real good, to the following FACTS. Yes, FACTS.

Dudes obligated to a monthly investment to get pussy is quite heterosexual.

Paying for a prostitute is also quite heterosexual, also requires an investment, and also happens on occasion, say, due to health concerns, once a month.

Dudes making an investment to ensure future pussy is very heterosexual, albeit a VERY RISKY endeavor, however the payoff may be big.

------> Dudes with girlfriends that feel obligated to make a monthly investment to get pussy is... Well I don't want to be too mean so I'll let you finish that off.

In essence:

1) Risky investments for future, continuous pussy-getting is acceptable; it's a gamble, but who knows you could win big. Personally, I would not take this gamble.

2) Essentially paying for pussy you would otherwise have for free is, well, you're just a chump. Chump. You know where we are? San Francisco. SF. The SUCKA FREE. Sucker. GTFO. Go to [hel]LA. This is like one level above paying for prostitutes.

No need to thank me. Please, thank you, thank you.